I love mix kids. They’re usually drop dead gorgeous. I’m talking Eurasian mix. Africanasian mix. REAL mixes. Not like, “Hey, my mother’s German and my dad is Polish.” No.. I’m sorry, but that doesn’t work.

My father use to work at North York Railway and you'd see heaps of mixed race people there. People often mistaken me as mix, which I’m not. I’m 100% Chinese. (I think) There’s a drop of Siamese blood in there somewhere but I’m STILL Asian. (I was Asian before it was cool) But I don’t know. A lot of people think my mum’s some weird mix. Dad’s pretty Chinese usually. My stepdad’s Australian Italian. I get the weirdest looks when I’m with my mum and him. I’ll bet 5 m&m’s that this is what usually run in their head when they see me.

Another product of broken condoms.